We’ve just seen the Armani Fashion Show in Düsseldorf with free Champagne and High-Society… Kinda cool, nonetheless, I’d rather be me than and old, fat prick ;-) My future flatmate’s parents invited us afterwards out for southern-american dinner with HEAPS (!!!!) of meat and even more Cai Pirinha. Awesome, dude!
By the way: The Monkey’s name’s Pablo. Pablo Rodriguez. Pls. be nice and don’t touch his food – and give me some news bro
Dear Diary, dear Schnäbi
Being able to handle extraordinary situations require sometimes extraordinary measures, as the ancient greeks used to say. But as part of the very rare species called “Honey Badger”, the saying of the greek seems goes not far enough. Sweetheart, 1 year no alcohol? No beaf steak for one year? No BBQ? DUDE!!!
Pushing the limits far is good, but I’m not sure wether such rigorous actions will bring you any further… Inside my head, two little monkeys are fighting for my final opinion about your plans. Should I like it? Should i hate it? There’s just one possibility for me to calm the monkeys down: A list.
Reasons to love your decision:
Resons to hate your decision
Go Wild, Go Crazy, demonstrate us that your awesomeness isn’t linked to some stupid drugs! ;-)
In love, from Prague (where the big 5-floored disco is already waiting for me)
Your Moustache
Post scriptum: I read your last post on sunday, I had no clue what you are up to when we saw us on saturday… We have to recheck the email notifications
Dear Schnauz,
Today something changed within my mind. I woke up totally hungover, stinky, feeling like a shithead on some friends couch. We got our shit together and started working on some stuff, then went on having lunch and a business meeting.
By the time I was waiting for the train to leave, sweating the alcohol out of my body and getting looks from people, like I was some kind of weirdo, it instantly dawned on me that I need to do something or let’s say not just something, I knew what I had to do and you are going to hate m for at least one of those points, but seriously bro as a honey badger I don’t give a shit.
From today on, lasting for a year I:
- Don’t smoke anything at all.
- Don’t drink anything else beside water and fucking unsweeted tea (no beer, no coffee).
- Eat completly vegetarian (yes, no meat for me, beside the ones with boobs).
I can’t tell you why I’m doing this, maybe it’s cause I’m still a little drunk, recently was dumped or sleep deprivation or whatever it is. I just knew that I have to do it and it feels totally right. I’m really looking forward on the impact this lifestyle is going to have on my potential (speak awesomeness) and how it will feel like.
I know that it’s going tobe legendary with no need to wait for that!
Cheers (damn I need a new greet-line)
Schnäbi
Dear Schnauz,
As you know I’m totally heartbroken right now. For the first time in my entire life a girl broke up with me. I never felt more helpless then now. There are certain things that make it very difficult for me to understand what happened.
Well whatever my decision will be, that girl was a blast and I thought for a long time that she was the one.
Life sucks so I may get drunk a lot during the next couple of weeks, sorry liver ;-).
So far, the heartbroken Schnäebi has spoken.
Things I’ve learned this weekend:
Nothing changed between the two of us, I only gained the knowledge that you give good head and have a nice pair of boobs.
Dear Schäääääääbli
Thanks for spending your precious time with building this blog. I’m sure, no one is interested in this shit. But you know what the honey badger does, right ;-)
Dude, we’re totally going to check out the Friday we talked about. In the meantime, to make your day even more asemoe (as if that was possible) here you have some freaking hot remixes called lux. check it out, go wild Schäbi-Badger: http://soundcloud.com/hands-solo
Gotta work bro! Cool stuff. Meeting you was one of the best things that happend in the last years!
In love, your little Schauz. Bra bra braaaaaaa
The situation is rather weird, like girls with a beard.
Thinking about my friend Schnauz@YourMothersFace I’m a little sad as this sucker is leaving Switzerland soon. The good thing is that we have this awesome website to share all our stories with each other and the world (not sure that the world cares, but I don’t give a fuck).
I’ll come to visit you and your buddy and it will definitely be a blast. So be aware that Schnauz and Schnäbi (me) will give you an insight to our lives wether you like it or not.