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Re-Union of the HB’s – and H-BDAY

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Dear Schnäbi

Happy Birthday my friend! I wish you all the best, may your enemies envy you for your awesomeness and for living your life! Live life the HB style and rock ;-)

It was great to meeting you, and even greater to be awesome with you. If you’re ever in trouble, need help or anything, just ring me up, ok? I’m sorry for being away and not supporting you a lot after your brake-up!

I am looking forward to seing you tomorrow for the re-union of the Honey Badgers! Have a safe trip hombre & bring some safety equipment for our fellow (wo-)men ;-)

News from where you’d rather be (without Corona)

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We’ve just seen the Armani Fashion Show in Düsseldorf with free Champagne and High-Society… Kinda cool, nonetheless, I’d rather be me than and old, fat prick ;-) My future flatmate’s parents invited us afterwards out for southern-american dinner with HEAPS (!!!!) of meat and even more Cai Pirinha. Awesome, dude!

By the way: The Monkey’s name’s Pablo. Pablo Rodriguez. Pls. be nice and don’t touch his food – and give me some news bro

Extremism, a Honey Badger’s best friend?

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Dear Diary, dear Schnäbi

Being able to handle extraordinary situations require sometimes extraordinary measures, as the ancient greeks used to say. But as part of the very rare species called “Honey Badger”, the saying of the greek seems goes not far enough. Sweetheart, 1 year no alcohol? No beaf steak for one year? No BBQ? DUDE!!!

Pushing the limits far is good, but I’m not sure wether such rigorous actions will bring you any further… Inside my head, two little monkeys are fighting for my final opinion about your plans. Should I like it? Should i hate it? There’s just one possibility for me to calm the monkeys down: A list.

Reasons to love your decision:

  • You’re going to have a different view towards certain things
  • You’ll be able to remember all the girl’s faces (if they are hot)
  • Good for your testosterone, your body and health
  • You’re going to save a shitload of money
  • You’re going to have a shitload of time (no hangover)

Resons to hate your decision

  • You’ll be able to remember all the girls faces (if they seemed to be hot 10h ago)
  • No excuses for me anymore ;-)
  • You’ll be more calmed down
  • You won’t act that irrational and stupid when clubbing
So what do we learn? The 5 reasons to love your decision took me 2mins to write down. The 4 reasons to hate your decision took me 5mins to write down. Equals? I love your decision, although it seem’s to be a bit too strict (no cheat days). Nonetheless, I support your plans! Dude, one year without meat and alcohol shouldn’t be a problem, should it??? You have nothing to loose, so go for it! Challenging me becomes even more attractive for you, a succes counts double as it’s totally, 100% your own brain which does the decisions =) Your are a freaking honey badger, that’s why.
It’s a pitty that you won’t make it this saturday :-/
I thought about going crazy on Sun Night, 18.9, at club you-know-where ;-) We’ll see. Anyhow, you definitely need to come to GB! No excuses there.

Go Wild, Go Crazy, demonstrate us that your awesomeness isn’t linked to some stupid drugs! ;-)

In love, from Prague (where the big 5-floored disco is already waiting for me)
Your Moustache

Post scriptum: I read your last post on sunday, I had no clue what you are up to when we saw us on saturday… We have to recheck the email notifications

Things I’ve learned

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Things I’ve learned this weekend:

  • There is a certain reason why some people live in the capital city of ours
  • The perfect ass does exist
  • Queueing is for human beings who are not at the very end of the food chain
  • We’re as awesome as ever
  • Drinking beer only for a whole day makes you drunk. Even though it’s sunny and you’re doing sport
FYI: Level 0 – 0 Points (so far). Got it? ;-)