go for it
brabra

Our good friend is back! Facing heaps of work, nonetheless looking forward to enjoying every second of my precious life! Hope you’re doing well and your getting closer to your DB9. Whaat uuuup ;-)

Dear Schnauz

I’m glad that we spent New Year to getter and partied hard as we always do. There ist still one question remaining about the brother we lost during the night. What could possibly have happened to him during the night, that he was in such a bad mood the day after?

Did the girl have a dick?
Did he encounter police while driving?

So far the start of 2012 was a blast and as you said, it’s going to be legendary and as I say, there is no fucking need to wait for it to happen, as we just make it happen.

So long your brother from another mother,

Schnäbi

There we go!
Post some news bro =)

… so enjoy ;-)

Dear Schnäbi

Happy Birthday my friend! I wish you all the best, may your enemies envy you for your awesomeness and for living your life! Live life the HB style and rock ;-)

It was great to meeting you, and even greater to be awesome with you. If you’re ever in trouble, need help or anything, just ring me up, ok? I’m sorry for being away and not supporting you a lot after your brake-up!

I am looking forward to seing you tomorrow for the re-union of the Honey Badgers! Have a safe trip hombre & bring some safety equipment for our fellow (wo-)men ;-)

Dear Schnauz,

As I mentioned before, I’m really looking forward to visit you at the place you call home, at least temporary, there are so many things to catch up on. This is going to be legendary without the need to wait for it.

The title of the story intents to give you further insight on the extremism I’m practicing and there are going to be further adjustments throughout the upcoming weeks. As I didn’t manage to get rid of my fucking smoking habit yet, this task is on my mind. Soon I’ll be a year older and therefore old enough to finally once and for all get rid of that fucking habit that has been bothering me the last couple years.

Benefits:

• Healthy living
• More energy
• Even more money in my pocket ;-)
• Increasing chances to live past fifty

Drawbacks:

• None

Well then what else can I tell you? I’m still struggling with the first time someone broke up with me, can’t get used to that fact and still miss that awesome girl I long thought of as “the one”.

I’m currently in the process of re-gaining my confidence and adapting to the new situation. So as I said before, I’m really looking forward to have a great time with you and your buddies soon.

All the best

Schnäbi

Things and women are wild over here – u can’t imagine ;-)
I’m good on track, Nr. 1 is done. I thinks it’s quite a good time for being here just 4 days ;-)

We’ve just seen the Armani Fashion Show in Düsseldorf with free Champagne and High-Society… Kinda cool, nonetheless, I’d rather be me than and old, fat prick ;-) My future flatmate’s parents invited us afterwards out for southern-american dinner with HEAPS (!!!!) of meat and even more Cai Pirinha. Awesome, dude!

By the way: The Monkey’s name’s Pablo. Pablo Rodriguez. Pls. be nice and don’t touch his food – and give me some news bro

Dear Diary, dear Schnäbi

Being able to handle extraordinary situations require sometimes extraordinary measures, as the ancient greeks used to say. But as part of the very rare species called “Honey Badger”, the saying of the greek seems goes not far enough. Sweetheart, 1 year no alcohol? No beaf steak for one year? No BBQ? DUDE!!!

Pushing the limits far is good, but I’m not sure wether such rigorous actions will bring you any further… Inside my head, two little monkeys are fighting for my final opinion about your plans. Should I like it? Should i hate it? There’s just one possibility for me to calm the monkeys down: A list.

Reasons to love your decision:

• You’re going to have a different view towards certain things
• You’ll be able to remember all the girl’s faces (if they are hot)
• Good for your testosterone, your body and health
• You’re going to save a shitload of money
• You’re going to have a shitload of time (no hangover)

Resons to hate your decision

• You’ll be able to remember all the girls faces (if they seemed to be hot 10h ago)
• No excuses for me anymore ;-)
• You’ll be more calmed down
• You won’t act that irrational and stupid when clubbing

Go Wild, Go Crazy, demonstrate us that your awesomeness isn’t linked to some stupid drugs! ;-)

In love, from Prague (where the big 5-floored disco is already waiting for me)
Your Moustache

Post scriptum: I read your last post on sunday, I had no clue what you are up to when we saw us on saturday… We have to recheck the email notifications